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Let us not eat lettuce.

Lettuce be...

Ryan Jarosz June 2, 2022

Lettuce, lettuce

isn’t good.

Salad is awful

I hope that’s understood.

Give me bacon,

give me jam,

or even a holiday pickled ham.

As long as it’s not

green,

leafy ,

nasty,

you know what I mean.

I will never be happy.

I will never be free.

Whenever I am eating that

green green machine.

Okay so, lettuce isn’t that good.

Don’t even say chopped salad is where it’s at, because it isn’t.

Thanks for listening to this rant.

Cheers,

Rex Felixx.

P.S. Sorry we can’t be friends, Mr. Lettuce.

P.P.S I do enjoy lettuce on the following: hamburgers, tacos, taco pizza, wraps, subs, souvlaki, gyros, open gyros, nachos, among probably other things.

Tags humor, lettuce, food, eat, yuck, veggies, vegetables, yum, blogs, fun
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Tacoooooo... taco...... taco

Ryan Jarosz March 31, 2022

Taco, Taco,

I need Taco.

Everyday taco.

Yummy Yummy Taco.

Okay, so I love tacos and burritos and chimichangas. I could eat them all day, everyday. Whenever I am on vacation in a new place, I have to try out the taco scene. San Diego I must say had some of the best tacos I have ever had. Nothing like being on the Pacific Ocean and chowing down on 12 street tacos, while drinking some good California brews. My taco journey is never-ending, if you know any good places for great tacos let me know.

Speaking of tacos. Its 4:30 which equates to Taco Time!

Gotta go!

Cheers,

Rex Felixx

P.S. Tacos from Chipotle were good, but not as good as they used to be…

Tags taco, food, eat, yum, foodie
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